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I haven't celebrated Halloween since I was a little girl. [She frowns faintly.] That isn't entirely correct. Hogwarts did hold a Halloween feast, but no one dressed up like they do in the Muggle world.

[As she speaks, she rifles through a box. Someone has been "shopping".]

All things considered I would like to celebrate it properly again. [Smiling, Hermione shifts the camera and reveals a Medieval dress.] This is only the dress, of course. I've bought accessories to accompany it and I will be using some Magic to complete the effect.

[Opps. She's babbling. Again.]

If you're wondering... I've decided to dress like Shakespeare's Hermione from A Winter's Tale.

What do you think?

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Wow! That's quite an impressive outfit you're going with! I wish I had something suitable to match the occasion... apart from going to bare bones and going as a skeleton for Halloween. Those who don't know me might actually think it was a very good costume. Yohohoho!

You make a very good point. I admit I wasn't sure if my eyes were deceiving me or not -

[So he is a skeleton.]

How can you... [Live? Speak? Move? All of the above? Yes.] You're quite remarkable.

Why thank you! That's very nice of you to say!

[He's pretty sure calling him remarkable was a compliment anyways.]

I suppose the last time you and I spoke, it wasn't exactly clear that I was... well, skeletal. The tale of how I came to be a living breathing skeleton, is quite a long and interesting epic. It has comedy, tragedy, and fear of the unknown! Would you like to hear it?

[Well whether or not she actually did want to hear it, he's telling it anyways.]

You see, long ago in a faraway land, on an ocean known as the Grand Line... I ate a cursed fruit, died, and then came back to life as a result of it.

...

The End.

Yohohoho!

[A logical person like Hermione will always have trouble with a story like that. But that's not what baffles her the most.]

You don't seem...upset? [Wouldn't it be very upsetting? Or had he lost his mind? He seems sane enough. On the surface, at least.]

I think I would be devastated. [Actually, she would be devastated. No thought needed.]

I was... but that was 53 years ago. If you dwell on your loss for that long even the hardiest of minds will snap. The best way to deal with it is to move on with your life, and I'm at a point in my life where I can laugh at it. Besides, if I didn't laugh, I'd have to cry, and I think laughter is much more preferable, don't you? Yohohoho!

I...absolutely agree. You're right. I'm sorry for asking. [Now she feels foolish.] Your way of handling it is healthy. You shouldn't dwell on it. Besides, you're fine the way you are. [Even if he defies all logic and science.]

Don't worry, there's a lot of perks to being a skeleton too you know, so you don't have to feel too bad for me. I mean, I don't have to worry about putting on any weight from eating too much anymore, that's a plus. Yohohoho!

Besides, I wanted to come back from the dead. I have... unfinished business.

Many girls would be envious of you for that trait. [A small smile crosses her lips.]

Can you...finish...it while you're here?

Yes, one could say I went on one hell of a killer diet. Yohohoho!

...

[He seems to frown a little at that question.]

Yes, and no. My unfinished business is... a little complicated.

Edited 2012-11-07 19:20 (UTC)

That is definitely the most drastic diet I've ever seen.

[Well that's why it's unfinished.]

Can I help?

Well not re-

[He pauses taking her into consideration for a moment.]

Actually... there is one thing you could do that might help, if you'd be willing to.

What can I do for you?

Would you please show me your panties?

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