[This friendly looking guy is lazing in the woods like the hippie he is when he hears your video and thus opens his journal to respond only to gasp when he recognizes you. He won't ever say it, but he's read the books you're from in his world. He knows immediately that spoilers are exactly that and so he'll pretend to have never known a thing about you at all.]

Welcome to the nicest cage you'll ever inhabit is all I can say. Free everything whenever you want it but you can never leave and sometimes people go missing for a while.

If you wanna talk to anyone, talk to the villagers who look aware of their surroundings. I'm not sure I fit the bill, but I try.

The name's Michael, Miss Granger. Good to meet you.