Yeah, you know, the frilly little dresses all the gals get landed in whilst the guys get pants! Oh, and I guess the number dealys on the back of your neck too. [And to think she almost forgot about the barcodes.] Nope! It's a total privacy invasion, they're always watchin' you. Even in the bathroom!

[Too bad the concept of rhetorical questions goes right past her.]

Beats me! Seems like the Mal-guys didn't want us anywhere near the fighting buuut stuff happened and people started getting drafted! Here, I'll hook you up with all the info, better to show ya' than me just telling you.

[Soon a link to the guide will be up on Hermione's journal.]